Best T-shirt lines

"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time!"

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!"

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

"I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you."

"Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?"

" Just follow your heart. That's what I do. ~ Napoleon."

"No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway."

"We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot."

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made."

"There’s no future in time travel."

"Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon."

"I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant"

"Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive."

"Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–But it uses up a thousand times the memory."

"It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

And Finally..

"Where there’s a will… I want to be in it।"

CheersMayank!!