Best T-shirt lines

"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time!"

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!"

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

"I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you."

"Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?"

" Just follow your heart. That's what I do. ~ Napoleon."

"No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway."

"We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot."

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made."

"There’s no future in time travel."

"Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon."

"I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant"

"Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive."

"Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–But it uses up a thousand times the memory."

"It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

And Finally..

"Where there’s a will… I want to be in it।"

CheersMayank!!

From a Father..to his Prince.

You are a prince in my heart,
And I care for you so much.
I looked at you when you were born,
And knew then straight away,
That I would be forever here,
To watch you grow and play,
You bring to me a heart of joy,
And memories so great and a powerful sense of
Fatherhood that no one can debate.
I watch you sleep and dream of things,
That I can only wonder.
That innocent look upon your face,
Just makes my heart grow founder.
I see you run and jump and shout and calling,
Out my name.
No love that I have ever known,
Could ever feel the same.
No suffering or tragedy nor deeply seated pain,
Could ever over shadow the bond,
That we retain.
And so my little PRINCE before,
You go to sleep----
Remember I am your PAPA and
I am yours to keep.

PRINCE Mayank
My Parents… My Strength.